I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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