Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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