glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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