it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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