If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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