this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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