Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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