Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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