remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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