Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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