You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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