And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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