I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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