Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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