the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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