Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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