I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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