shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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