You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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