I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Randomize
