I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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