This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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