he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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