I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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