CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
