Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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