This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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