If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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