Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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