The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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