I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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