Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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