my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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