Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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