can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
No subtext here. People are naked.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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