Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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