I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I will die if light touches me.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
