you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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