I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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