i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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