Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Do vagina's smell?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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