Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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