Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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