He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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