I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Houston, we have a squirter
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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