You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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