am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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