I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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