do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Do plants get herpes?
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