When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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