Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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