Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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